This girl suffers from mental instability, laziness and extreme attachment to TV and nice boys. They told her in J-school (shudder) that writing about anything that wasn’t hardcore news (What is that? Pudgy men screaming the headlines at you? Or real life acting out scenes from Rambo? Or a rehash of GRAPHICS, GRAPHICS, GRAPHICS?) was silly and yet, they taught her to follow her passion. What can she say? There is no greater passion than having to wear glasses because one read too much or watched too much TV. No shame, just a humblebrag.
In other news, she still does grudgingly like the News and is probably the only cool person in her family. Who does not love that sort of story? It’s blockbuster material.
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